Jokes for your soul

I tried running with my dog…
But he kept stopping to do “paws” squats.

Why don’t bicycles ever get tired?
Because they’re always two-tired already!

My gym said I should try “yoga for stress relief.”
Now I’m stressed trying to pronounce half the poses.

I told my friend I was doing a marathon.
She asked: “Netflix or Disney+?”

I tried a new workout called “The Plank.”
It’s just me lying on the floor wondering why I started.

Why did the tomato join a running club?
It wanted to ketchup with the others.

My smartwatch keeps telling me to “move.”
So I moved… to the couch. It was not impressed.

I asked my trainer if we could take it easy today.
He said, “Sure — easy for me, not for you.”

Why do fitness instructors make terrible comedians?
They always expect you to work out the punchline.