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Christmas jokes
- An honest politician, a hard-working civil servant and Santa Claus find a 100 dollar bill. Who gets to keep it?
Santa does, the other two are creatures of myth and legend. - What kind of a bike does Santa ride in his spare time? A Holly Davidson.
- Two women are chatting, “I took my husband to the Christmas market yesterday,” says one of them. “And, did someone want to buy him?” asks the other.
- It is really embarrassing how Santa ends up having the same wrapping paper like your mum and dad.
- CNN reported news of an unidentified flying object on Christmas Eve….. It was a U-F-ho-ho-ho.
Source: short-funny.com
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