Get Ready to Laugh!

What goes up slowly and comes down quickly? An elephant in a lift.
Why did the man throw the butter out the window? Because he wanted to see butterfly.
What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Where do cows go with their friends? The moooovies!
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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