It´s Gym Time

I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Redbull doesn’t give you wings. Lat pull downs do.
What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and crunch. It´s called lunch!
You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a say when she was 60. She´s 97 now and we have no idea where she is…..
I know what Victoria´s Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.