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Jokes of the day – Relationships
A girl tells her boyfriend: After our marriage I will let you kiss me where nobody else has kissed me. Where is that? In Hawaii A child asked his mother: “How were people born?” So his mother said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his father, asked him the same question and he told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his mother and said, “You lied to me!” His mother replied, “No, your dad was talking about his side of the family.”…
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It´s Gym Time
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time. Redbull doesn’t give you wings. Lat pull downs do. What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster. My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and crunch. It´s called lunch! You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a say when she was 60. She´s 97 now and we have no idea where she is….. I know what Victoria´s Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their…
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Get Ready to Laugh!
What goes up slowly and comes down quickly? An elephant in a lift. Why did the man throw the butter out the window? Because he wanted to see butterfly. What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where do cows go with their friends? The moooovies! What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
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