I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time. Redbull doesn’t give you wings. Lat pull downs do. What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster. My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and crunch. It´s called lunch! You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a say when she was 60. She´s 97 now and we have no idea where she is….. I know what Victoria´s Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their…

What goes up slowly and comes down quickly? An elephant in a lift. Why did the man throw the butter out the window? Because he wanted to see butterfly. What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where do cows go with their friends? The moooovies! What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.